" If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
— (via justgoodvibes
(Source: crazysexykhool, via m-inxish)
"what’s your blog about?"
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
(Source: akailolita, via orgasm)
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
(Source: ouijasquiji, via happiest)
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face
(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via nikitaa-s)